MACHETE MAMA’S
The Exhale Project
august 16-september 5, 2026
“When life becomes too loud, we forget how to hear ourselves.”
A 21-Day Ritual Immersion in Breath, Rest, Dream, and Becoming
Grounded in the MACHETE MAMA Method™ · Begins August 16, 2026
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When life becomes too loud, we forget how to hear ourselves.
The world is heavy right now. Not in the abstract, manageable way — in the bone-deep, breath-shallow, can’t-remember-the-last-time-you-felt-still way. The noise of it — the news, the grief, the pressure, the pace, the survival — has made it harder and harder to locate yourself inside your own life.
MACHETE MAMA’s The Exhale Project is the answer to that.
This is a 21-day ritual immersion designed for people who are ready to stop just getting through it — and begin intentionally moving toward who they are becoming. Grounded in the MACHETE MAMA Method™, this offering weaves together ancient Ancestral & Orisha wisdoms, Dream intelligence, energy balancing, animal/nature mediumship, herbal care, and embodied ritual practice into a daily wellness rhythm—from a decolonial lens— that is gentle enough to sustain and deep enough to transform.
This is not a challenge. It is not a course. It is an exhale.
WHAT THIS IS
A 21-day ritual container held by MACHETE MAMA — bringing together Ancestral & Orisha blessings and wisdoms, Dream reflection, energy & breathwork balancing, herbal plant medicine, daily prompts, and two live/virtual community gatherings to create a new intentional rhythm for your life. Community-priced for accessibility. Rooted in the decolonial healing framework of the MACHETE MAMA Method™.
What You Will Receive
E+K’s Butters & BloomsDream Better Balm — mailed to you before August 16 (US shipping included; international participants receive a custom herbal recipe for rest and wellness in lieu of the Balm.)
A personalized Ancestral Mediumship Blessing — received and written for you by MACHETE MAMA, delivered digitally within the first three days of the immersion
21 days of daily emailed/voice message prompts — pre-scheduled, arriving each morning, drawing from Dream wisdom, Ancestral intelligence, ritual practice, herbal guidance, and somatic reflection
One pre-recorded introductory video — setting the container, the intention, and the MACHETE MAMA Method™ framework for the 21 days
One live 60-minute opening Zoom gathering — August 16, to open the space together and activate the intention
One live 75-minute closing Zoom community gathering — to seal the 21 days, integrate what was received, and send you forward
Optional: one 30-minute 1:1 session with MACHETE MAMA during the 21 days — available as an add-on at a community participant rate
Post-immersion discount: a limited, time-sensitive offer for continued 1:1 immersion work with MACHETE MAMA — available to participants for the first 7 days after close
MACHETE MAMA’s The exhale project
Who This Is For
This immersion was built for you if:
You exhausted by the world and ready to build a practice that restores you rather than depletes you
You have felt the call to slow down but haven’t had a container that made it feel possible
You are in transition — personal, professional, Spiritual — and want to move through it with intention rather than reaction
You are ready to create new ritualized habits that honor your whole being: Spiritual, Physical, Emotional, Mental
You are Black, Brown, or Indigenous and want a healing space that was built for you, by someone who understands the specific weight you carry
You are a returning MACHETE MAMA community member ready to go deeper, or someone new who has been waiting for a way in
Your Investment
$175 USD— Community Rate
This is the full immersion. Nothing withheld. Priced at this community rate because MACHETE MAMA believes that the people who most need this space should be able to be in it.
ONLY 13 SPACES**
IMPORTANT DATES
Registration closes: Saturday, August , 2026 at 11:59pm | Dream Better Balm shipped: week of August 11 | Opening Zoom: August 16 | 21 days run: August 16 – September 5 |Closing Zoom: September 5
PAYMENT OPTIONS
Zelle: machetemama@machetemama.com
Venmo: @MacheteMama
PayPal and Stripe links upon request
Optional Add-On
30-min 1:1 with MACHETE MAMA during the 21 days — available at adjusted participant rate. Limited spots. Book separately at checkout or anytime during the immersion.
Post-Immersion Offer
Within 7 days of closing, participants may book a private, time-sensitive discount on continued 1:1 work with MACHETE MAMA. This offer expires — it is for those ready to keep going.
CONTACT: LET’S CONNECT link above or machetemama@machetemama.com