MACHETE MAMA’S
The Exhale Project
august 30-september 20, 2026
“When life becomes too loud, we forget how to hear ourselves.”
A 21-Day Ritual Immersion in Breath, Rest, Dream, and Becoming
Grounded in the MACHETE MAMA Method™ · Begins August 30, 2026
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When life becomes too loud, we forget how to hear ourselves.
The world is heavy right now. Not in the abstract, manageable way — in the bone-deep, breath-shallow, can’t-remember-the-last-time-you-felt-still way. The noise of it — the news, the grief, the pressure, the pace, the survival — has made it harder and harder to locate yourself inside your own life.
MACHETE MAMA’s The Exhale Project is the answer to that.
This is a 21-day ritual immersion designed for people who are ready to stop just getting through it — and begin intentionally moving toward who they are becoming. Grounded in the MACHETE MAMA Method™, this offering weaves together ancient Ancestral & Orisha wisdoms, Dream intelligence, energy balancing, animal/nature mediumship, herbal care, and embodied ritual practice into a daily wellness rhythm—from a decolonial lens— that is gentle enough to sustain and deep enough to transform.
This is not a challenge. It is an exhale.
WHAT THIS IS
A 21-day ritual container held by MACHETE MAMA — bringing together Ancestral & Orisha blessings and wisdoms, Dream reflection, energy & breathwork balancing, herbal plant medicine, daily prompts, and two live/virtual community gatherings to create a new intentional rhythm for your life. Community-priced for accessibility. Rooted in the decolonial healing framework of the MACHETE MAMA Method™.
WHAT YOU’LL PRACTICE + RECEIVE
This 21-day immersion is not simply something you’ll consume. It is a gentle, guided practice in pausing, listening, releasing, restoring, and reconnecting—so you can move through what life is asking of you without carrying all of it alone.
Throughout the 21 days, you’ll be invited into tangible practices and rituals for peace, de-stressing, emotional processing, ancestral connection, dream listening, and whole-being restoration.
You’ll receive:
Daily Peace + De-Stress Practices — simple, embodied practices you can do in 5–15 minutes to quiet your nervous system, create spaciousness, release the day, and return to yourself.
Rituals for Processing What Life Is Bringing You — guided ways to acknowledge what you’re feeling, name what you’re carrying, release what is no longer yours, and make meaning from what you’re moving through.
Dream Listening + Dreamwork Practices — gentle prompts and rituals for remembering, recording, and listening to the wisdom that may be moving through your dreams and nighttime experiences.
Ancestral Connection Practices — simple ways to create a relationship with your ancestors through intentional pauses, offerings, remembrance, prayer, reflection, and listening.
E+K’s Butters & Blooms Custom Herbal Recipe — a personalized herbal wellness recipe created to support your intention for rest, grounding, restoration, or ease, emailed to you during the immersion.
A Personalized Ancestral Mediumship Blessing — written specifically for you by MACHETE MAMA, offering an intentional Spiritual reflection and blessing to accompany your 21-day journey. Delivered digitally within the first three days of the immersion.
21 Days of Daily Guidance — pre-scheduled morning email or voice-message prompts drawing from Dream wisdom, Ancestral intelligence, ritual practice, herbal guidance, somatic reflection, and the MACHETE MAMA Method™.
A Daily Ritual Rhythm — invitations to create small, repeatable moments of tending: lighting a candle, making tea, journaling, breathing, bathing, anointing, sitting in silence, moving your body, speaking to your Ancestors, or simply doing less.
One Pre-Recorded Introduction — a welcoming orientation to the container, our shared intention, and the MACHETE MAMA Method™ framework guiding the 21 days.
One Live 60-Minute Opening Gathering — August 16 — an opportunity to enter the container together, establish your intention, and begin the practice in community.
One Live 75-Minute Closing Gathering — a space to integrate what surfaced, honor what shifted, name what you’re taking with you, and consciously seal the 21 days.
Optional 30-Minute 1:1 Session with MACHETE MAMA — an opportunity for more personal witnessing, reflection, guidance, or integration during the immersion, available as a community-rate add-on.
A Continued-Care Invitation — participants will receive a limited, time-sensitive opportunity to continue their deeper 1:1 immersion work with MACHETE MAMA at a special post-immersion rate, available for the first seven days after the closing gathering.
MACHETE MAMA’s The exhale project
Who This Is For
This immersion was built for you if:
You exhausted by the world and ready to build a practice that restores you rather than depletes you
You have felt the call to slow down but haven’t had a container that made it feel possible
You are in transition — personal, professional, Spiritual — and want to move through it with intention rather than reaction
You are ready to create new ritualized habits that honor your whole being: Spiritual, Physical, Emotional, Mental
You are Black, Brown, or Indigenous and want a healing space that was built for you, by someone who understands the specific weight you carry
You are a returning MACHETE MAMA community member ready to go deeper, or someone new who has been waiting for a way in
Your Investment
$175 USD— Community Rate
This is the full immersion. Nothing withheld. Priced at this community rate because MACHETE MAMA believes that the people who most need this space should be able to be in it.
ONLY 13 SPACES**
IMPORTANT DATES
Registration closes: Saturday, August 29, 2026 at 9pm CST | Opening Zoom Recording: August 30 | 21 days run: August 30 – September 20 |Closing Zoom: September 20
PAYMENT OPTIONS
Zelle: machetemamadreams@gmail.com
Venmo: @MacheteMama
PayPal and Stripe links upon request
Optional Add-On
30-min 1:1 with MACHETE MAMA during the 21 days — available at adjusted participant rate. Limited spots. Book separately at checkout or anytime during the immersion.
Post-Immersion Offer
Within 7 days of closing, participants may book a private, time-sensitive discount on continued 1:1 work with MACHETE MAMA.This offer expires — it is for those ready to keep going.
CONTACT: LET’S CONNECT link above or machetemamadreams@gmail.com